Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal > > and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. > > Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend and said, > > "Watson, > > look up and tell me what you see." > > > > Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." > > > > Holmes: "What does that tell you?" > > > > Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there > > are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. > > Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I > deduce > > that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I > > can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and > insignificant. > > Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. > > What does it tell you?" > > > > Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. > > > > "Watson, you moron. Someone has stolen our f***ing tent."